Which dilbert character are you

Dilbert: Both are highly experienced, but one has a terrible personality. Boss: Sounds like a perfect fit. Dilbert: I told him to expect an offer. Tags Catbert , applicants , personality , test , reliable , Astrology , reliability. View Transcript Transcript Catbert: All job applicants must take the Catbert personality test to see how well they will fit into our culture.

Studies show the test is twice as reliable as using astrology alone. Man: Astrology has zero reliability. Catbert: You're not a good fit. Tags Dilbert , personality , cult , wear , bathrobes , picture , back , run , naked , attractive , people. View Transcript Transcript Dilbert sits in his chair and Dogbert stands on the hassock. Dogbert says, "I'm going to form a personality cult to honor me. Tags Dogbert , Dilbert , rat , plague-carrying , vermin , household , personality , television.

View Transcript Transcript Dogbert says, "Dilbert, this is a rat. Rat, this is Dilbert. We were just saying how much we needed a plague-carrying vermin to round out the household. Tags dilbert's ego , sunglasses , personality , toupee , roy orbison , rely , employee , store , update , image. I'd like to update image with a toupee. It comes with sunglasses.

Dilbert's Ego: Now I won't have to rely so heavily on my personality,. Personality Tests Comic Strips Search. Tuesday September 23, Engineering. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can. Tags engineers , hiring , negativity , personality tests , resumes , special algorithms , personality , stupidity , engineering , psychology View Transcript Transcript Catbert: No one looks at resumes anymore.

I say the Dilberts should unite and destroy our opposition the Ratburts with our superior forces of cynicism! Quote: I say the Dilberts should unite and destroy our opposition the Ratburts with our superior forces of cynicism!

It's the way it is. The way you cope with it is what makes the difference. Quote: another Ratbert here.. Quote: I think the ratberts are taking over!!

Ratbert for president. Ratbert I don't read Dilbert, but I ummm don't think I like the definition? The quiz says I'm Dilbert, but I've been Catbert for years.

In fact, I have a Catbert doll sitting in the fig tree behind my visitor chair. Previous Thread Index Next Thread. Print Thread. Page 1 of 2. Thread Options. Sat Sep 27, pm Or which character do you most associate with? Dilbert's website. Pointy-haired boss is not in the poll as I doubt anyone would knowing associate themselves with him, but feel free to own up if you believe you're like him Other possibles are Asok, Bob, Carol, and a host of others, so you can really go to town.

Arcane Sun Sep 28, am Drew Carey looks an awful lot like Dilbert! I've submitted my vote too. Sun Sep 28, am Definitely the boss guy. Well, the stuff he says could be, word for word, stuff I say -- only I generally say it ironically? I hope? Sun Sep 28, am Mike, you just made me kill the thick end of an hour looking at Dilbert strips instead of doing anything productive in the office, thanks mate!!!! Sebastian flyte Sun Sep 28, am I have hardly any knowledge of this strip and have never worked in an office so I don't think I could associate myself with any character not knowing them really.

Had a read, it doesn't mean a thing to me! I'm a bit too young perhaps, the only work I have had has involved changing kitty litter and walking dogs. Davini Sun Sep 28, am Somehow Seb, I feel you are probably destined for other things.

For me however, many a year.